My son is insane, everyone keeps saying "that's a boy for ya" really?! Well pour me a drink because this kids giving me gray hair (or probably is I wouldn't know since my hair is dyed!). We had a fun weekend, went to the Cider Mill, kids had a great time. I'm a bit of a paranoid freak by the way. The cider mill we went to, Franklin, is on a stream or creek or whatever the hell its called, basically theres rocks and theres water, 2 things kids are attracted to. Both children, for some reason, thought they could just go down on the rocks and all I kept picturing was DROWNING CHILD! Honestly though it would of probably went up to their ankles, still mama don't mess with water or rocks. Theres also a hill, its concrete, people walk up and down it, its a workout sure but what does Allen decide he's gonna do, roll down it like its a grassy hill at the park. yep, not even caring that there were people walking, he basically just bowled through them, I heard people laugh but really I was ready to reach for the flask. He can get away with that now at 4, lets see him try that at 14, bet people don't laugh then. Here's Thing 1 and Thing 2 as I like to call them

I'm also happy to report there have been no swear words since the last incident, unless you count poo poo face, butthole and pie hole bad words...if that's the case I need soap in my mouth too.

My son with the potty mouth

So I know it's wrong for kids to swear and I'm always reminding them of what's not ok to say like the B word, D word, and my favorite, the F word. If you don't know what those words are send me an email I'm happy to let you know.

So my son, Allen, follows his tattle tailing sister into the house (that's another blog) and in the middle of her overly dramatic retelling of how mean Allen is he puts his hands in the air, dirty knees and pink cheeks, declares "this whole thing is bullsh*t!" if your like me you got a huge smile on your face because really if you think about it, he's speaking the truth. How many times have you been in a situation and wanted to put your hands up claiming bullsh*t? So my smile was hidden because my job as a parent is to not allow that sort of truth to be spoken by him. So I did the whole "Allen, do you want soap in your mouth?" he said no I said ok bad word and let it alone. I think making a big deal about every little thing is only going to make them want to do it more. Plus he's so damn cute :)

Hi its me

So my mother thinks I should blog so wtf, I'll try. Most of you know me, if you don't, well you should. HA! I have two evil children, just kiiidddinnnggg, they really are evil but no wait, I mean angels! Some of you might be offended with the title of my blog but if you are then go ahead and hit that little red x up in the corner and poof your gone. Anyways....Peyton is my oldest, she's 6 and mouthy and sweet. Seriously she can insult you and you will not even realize it. Allen is my baby, he's 4 and a pain in my a*s. Again though he can be sooooo sweet when he wants to be....and both kids are amazing and funny. Like most parents, well people that actually want to be parents, would agree, seeing the world through the eyes of a child is a true blessing and a gift. Everyday the things they say and do shocks and amazes me. My Mom is going to nag me daily about updating my "blog" and if I say something on Facebook about my kids I am sure to hear "Jamie....why didn't you blog about it!" So this is for my Mom, my number 1 fan (and probably my only subscriber).