My son is insane, everyone keeps saying "that's a boy for ya" really?! Well pour me a drink because this kids giving me gray hair (or probably is I wouldn't know since my hair is dyed!). We had a fun weekend, went to the Cider Mill, kids had a great time. I'm a bit of a paranoid freak by the way. The cider mill we went to, Franklin, is on a stream or creek or whatever the hell its called, basically theres rocks and theres water, 2 things kids are attracted to. Both children, for some reason, thought they could just go down on the rocks and all I kept picturing was DROWNING CHILD! Honestly though it would of probably went up to their ankles, still mama don't mess with water or rocks. Theres also a hill, its concrete, people walk up and down it, its a workout sure but what does Allen decide he's gonna do, roll down it like its a grassy hill at the park. yep, not even caring that there were people walking, he basically just bowled through them, I heard people laugh but really I was ready to reach for the flask. He can get away with that now at 4, lets see him try that at 14, bet people don't laugh then. Here's Thing 1 and Thing 2 as I like to call them

I'm also happy to report there have been no swear words since the last incident, unless you count poo poo face, butthole and pie hole bad words...if that's the case I need soap in my mouth too.